assbutt-in-the-garrison
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mellowminty:

echalegalleta:

littleoutsider:

WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS IN A SMALL TOWN IN ALASKA THE MAYOR HAS BEEN A CAT 

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 ”He doesn’t raise our taxes - we have no sales tax. He doesn’t interfere with business,” said Lauri Stec “He’s honest.”

and he oNLY drinks water from a wine glass

A town decided that a cat would be a better mayor than people

“He’s good, probably the best we’ve had,”

if you dont think alaska is the best state after this i dont know what to tell you

kvotheunkvothe

acetaildog:

toodrunktofindanurl:

toodrunktofindanurl:

I was bored and collected way too much Frozen stickers, so I put them kind of everywhere in my appartment and since I’m living with two guys I just 

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now they have a little Hans staring lovingly at their wee-wee when they are peeing, I hope they’ll like it.

They are yelling at me. They like it.

If I where them this would help me pee because all I think after seeing Hans is “LET IT GOOOOO, LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

assbutt-in-the-garrison
chescaleigh:

blackpowerisforblackmen:


Shanesha Taylor was arrested on March 20th by the Scottsdale Police for leaving her children ages 2 and 6 months in her car while she interviewed for a job. Ms. Taylor was homeless and could not access any child care. Her desperation to provide for herself and her children and her lack of options led her to take drastic measures in search of employment. Ms. Taylor needs support & help rather than incarceration and a criminal record that will surely decrease her chances to provide for her children in the future. We ask that Maricopa County use common-sense and provide support for Ms. Taylor and her children rather than punishment.
Shanesha Taylor is still in jail pending a $9,000 bond.

Help drop the child abuse charges against Shanesha Taylor by signing this petition at change.org. Here’s the link: http://www.change.org/petitions/bill-montgomery-drop-the-child-abuse-charges-against-shanesha-taylor?recruiter=13739587&utm_campaign=twitter_link_action_box&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=share_petition

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chescaleigh:

blackpowerisforblackmen:

Shanesha Taylor was arrested on March 20th by the Scottsdale Police for leaving her children ages 2 and 6 months in her car while she interviewed for a job. Ms. Taylor was homeless and could not access any child care. Her desperation to provide for herself and her children and her lack of options led her to take drastic measures in search of employment. Ms. Taylor needs support & help rather than incarceration and a criminal record that will surely decrease her chances to provide for her children in the future. We ask that Maricopa County use common-sense and provide support for Ms. Taylor and her children rather than punishment.

Shanesha Taylor is still in jail pending a $9,000 bond.

Help drop the child abuse charges against Shanesha Taylor by signing this petition at change.org. Here’s the link: http://www.change.org/petitions/bill-montgomery-drop-the-child-abuse-charges-against-shanesha-taylor?recruiter=13739587&utm_campaign=twitter_link_action_box&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=share_petition

Don’t just reblog, make sure to sign!

valkyrielawliet

☛ GET INSIDE YOUR CHARACTER'S HEAD! aka The Excessively Detailed Headcanon Meme

  • Ask a question, any question! Because I have nothing better to do than to answer your questions. ... No, really. I don't. D:
  • 1: What does their bedroom look like?
  • Her bedroom is a bit tidy, though it has a massive waterbed pressed against the wall. The carpet is a dark black, as are the walls, but the walls look very much like outerspace very detailed. She hads three doors, one to her closet, one to her bathroom, and the other to the rest of her house. On the far wall is a flat screen. Under her bed is a trapdoor that leads to an emergency escape route and can only be activated with the DNA registered in the system.
  • 2: Do they have any daily rituals?
  • Get up, go swimming, go flying, eat, take a shower, watch tv, go for a run, go train with weapons, go train in hand to hand, go hunting, come home, eat, take another shower, take a nap, go to work, go to the library, come home, shower again, sleep.
  • 3: Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?
  • Everyday hand to hand combat, running, flying, swimming, and weapons training.
  • 4: What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?
  • The kitchen is never busy, but on the off chance that it was, she'd clear the room.
  • 5: Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)
  • Very Tidy
  • 6: Eating habits and sample daily menu
  • Blood, meat, snacks. Occasional salads.
  • 7: Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time
  • The exercise stuff, cooking, jobs, TV.
  • 8: Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging
  • Chocolate, happy/
  • 9: Makeup?
  • None really.
  • 10: Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?
  • PTSD, Anxiety, Depression.
  • 11: Intellectual pursuits?
  • English.
  • 12: Favorite book genre?
  • Mystery, romance, Thriller, Erotica
  • 13: Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?
  • Bisexual. Whatever is your business, stays your business
  • 14: Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)
  • One Bright glowing green eye that gets silver rings when going into a rage, the other sapphire blue. Jet black hair, snow pale skin, blood red lips, wings, fangs. Magical abilities.
  • 15: Biggest and smallest short term goal?
  • Find someone.
  • 16: Biggest and smallest long term goal?
  • Sing for a living.
  • 17: Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress
  • Anything leather
  • 18: Favorite beverage?
  • Blood/Sweet tea/Mtn. Dew
  • 19: What do they think about before falling asleep at night?
  • Everything.
  • 20: Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?
  • Used to be blind, though that doesn't count as an illness. Mother blinded her with boiling hot grease by throwing it on her face.
  • 21: Turn-ons? Turn-offs?
  • On: Kindness, ear nipping, lip biting, piercings on the tongue and lips
  • Off: Being a jackass, too many piercings, being controlling.
  • 22: Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?
  • Write or draw
  • 23: How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?
  • OCD, Very organized
  • 24: Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?
  • English. Teaches at a college.
  • 25: How do they see themselves 5 years from today?
  • Singer/Assassin
  • 26: Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?
  • Singer/Assassin
  • 27: What is their biggest regret?
  • Committing Genocide of the Kelpies.
  • 28: Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?
  • No friends. The Goverment
  • 29: Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)
  • Thinks calmly and then fixes the problem.
  • 30: Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)
  • Cries, tries to find the killer
  • 31: Most prized possession?
  • Guitars
  • 32: Thoughts on material possessions in general?
  • Can't complete you, but they're nice to have
  • 33: Concept of home and family?
  • Lonely at home, wants a family
  • 34: Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)
  • Private.
  • 35: What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?
  • Playing video games
  • 36: What makes them feel guilty?
  • Seeing a Kelpie
  • 37: Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?
  • Depends on the situation
  • 38: What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?
  • Blood
  • 39: Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?
  • Oddly enough, both.
  • 40: How misanthropic are they?
  • She doesn't like most people.
  • 41: Hobbies?
  • Mentioned above a few Questions.
  • 42: How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?
  • Never been to school. Self taught. Very smart.
  • 43: Religion?
  • No comment.
  • 44: Superstitions or views on the occult?
  • It's cool.
  • 45: Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?
  • Both
  • 46: If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?
  • Someone who is a mix of Loki, Castiel, Sam, Dean, and Tom Hiddleston.
  • 47: How do they express love?
  • MANY ways.
  • 48: If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?
  • Deadly.
  • 49: Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?
  • Yes and no. She's died before.... and she doesn't want to die again, but given certain circumstances, she'd gladly sacrifice herself.